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Meredith, John, Heather, Kathryn (Astro), Murray & Kate Invite you to attend:

The House of Sass - Under the Stars...with Morgan

Start Time:	21 February 2009 at 18:00
End Time:	22 February 2009 at 10:00
Location:	The House of Sass (Meredith's parent's property)
Street:	Lot 7/ 1523A St Albans Road, St Albans

Outdoor Cinema + Choose Your Own Movie Marathon + Your Sleeping Bag + Popcorn Good Times = Under the Stars...with Morgan

Ok, ok - judging by the confused responses to this event equation, we will attempt to answer the most frequently asked questions:




1. So, ummmmm, like, what's this all about?

Remember when going to the movies was an event? You Know -

When, after finishing up a rousing game of polo, bidding a fond farewell to those toffs from the country club and popping that prize winning philly back into the stables, you decide to reschedule the annual badminton tournament in favour of a night at the movies with the fine folk from the majong club.
Dressed in your freshly pressed three piece suit, polished Italian leather loafers and the mink bequeathed to you from the estate of Great Aunt Maude, you are ready to impress. After a final spritz of Channel No. 5, you swan out the front door - clutching your mother-of-pearl opera glasses whilst reminding Jeeves to feed Fi-fi and Sniffles - and into the Model T Ford, well stocked with champagne and caviar. You are whisked off to the aerodrome where the Zeppelin awaits to blimp you to the grande old Picture Palace for an evening of Hollywood glitz and glamour.

No? Well you should!

So we here at the House of Sass have decided to rectify this by hosting our very own Open Air Cinema - an entire night watching movies under the stars, where you get to vote on what movies are shown up on the big screen!



2. What's with the Morgan Obsession?

Well, who better to name an Outdoor Cinema after then the King of Sass himself?!



3. What do I bring?

-A picnic dinner and something for breakfast the next morning.

-Anything that will make your movie watching experience more comfy...pillows, cushions, sleeping bags, quilts, 1000 thread count Egyptian Cotton bed linen, mozzie repellent...

-Friends to enjoy the evening with.

-Your own cup.

We'll provide the popcorn and punch.



4. Where the heck is St Albans? And how do I get there?

St Albans is a lovely 2 hour drive north-west of the city.

-Follow Old Northern Road all the way to Wisemans Ferry (you will drive through Dural, Glenorie, Forest Glen, Canoelands and Maroota).

-Just before you reach the town of Wisemans, you'll drive down a big hill with a massive hair pin bend. When you get to the bottom, turn sharp left onto River Road - there will be a sign to St Albans via the Webbs Creek Ferry. About 200m down the road is where you have to stop for the ferry, which will take you across the Hawkesbury River
(If you find yourself driving down the main street of Wisemans towards the Main Ferry to Gosford - STOP! You are going the wrong way!).

-When you get to the otherside of the river, you will drive off the ferry onto St Albans Road, which veers slightly to the right. Follow this road for a little over 15km - you'll know you're getting close when you pass Central McDonald Public School on the left.

- Lot 7/ 1523A is on the left hand side of the road as you round a bend. There will be a gate with a big sign for the House of Sass on it.

-Drive through this first gate and continue up the dirt road until you reach a second gate. Drive through and about 100m on the left is the third and final gate. Hurrah! You have arrived!
Actung!!

-Please remember to shut the gates after you drive through them, and watch out for the cows and horses wandering about!

-If you get lost, call us on 45682279 for directions - but once you cross the river all mobile phone reception will be lost!



5. Can I car pool? Or perhaps convoy?

Why yes you can, just give us a call and we'll try and sort something out.